The Definition of Motherhood

Motherhood: (noun) syns. genius, doctor, teacher, negotiator, engineer, cuddler, comforter, CEO, CFE, and vice-president, master-planner, organizer, housekeeper, washerwoman, chauffeur, gardener, head cook, chief bottlewasher, decorator, writer, sister, daughter, wife, and friend. (to name a few for us)

All well and good.

But how do you know you've really arrived?

You look for a parking spot next to the cart return while everyone else is trying to avoid it.

Then you're a mom.