By clicking "Join this site", you'll earn cash prizes totaling a cochachillion dollars, achieve fame in the eyes of all who've previously despised you, and live beautifully until an age just before your body begins to show signs of serious decay.
No, that's not true (the counterfeit cochachillion was your clue).
You'll just be stuck with me.
But consider doing it anyway.
Cuz otherwise I'm just talking to myself on here.
