Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Um, did I say that already?

It's occured to me that I repeat myself daily. "What's that?" you say, "You're just now realizing you repeat yourself, repeat yourself?" I snicker and guffaw: Yes! I'm only now realizing there are directions, instructions, euphemisms, and (sad to say) even a few rants that I should just post throughout the house so I may quickly point rather than quip. Here's just a few of the assortment:
What do you want for breakfast?
Mullins, (the dog) get out from under my feet!
Get your thumb out of your mouth.
Where's the baby?
Yes, you may.
No, you may not.
What do you want for lunch?
Covak's? (answering the phone)
Please don't waller me.
Mullins, get out from under my feet!
Huh?
Yes, you may.
Covak's?
Get your thumb out of your mouth.
Where's your brother?
Put that down.
Pick that up.
Love you!
Covak's?
Huh?
Thank you!
I don't know.
Mullins, get out from under my feet!
No, you may not.
What do you want for snack?
Please don't waller me.
Covak's?
Huh?
I don't know.
Mullins, get out from under my feet!
Put that down.
Pick that up.
love you!
Covak's?
Huh?
What do you want for dinner?
Put that down.
Covak's?
Covak's?
Covak's? (notice the phone is busiest as I'm making dinner).
Get your thumb out of your mouth.
thank you!
It is what it is.
I love my life!

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